the signs as things that rhyme with pinot noir

aries: leather bar

taurus: mid-sized car

gemini: roseanne barr

cancer: caviar

leo: smoke a cigar

virgo: you're a star

libra: oh so close and yet so far

scorpio: myanmar

sagittarius: tom beren-gar

capricorn: you don't have to be popu-lar

aquarius: in the boudoir

pisces: au revoir

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